And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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