Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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