Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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