Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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