i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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