her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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