He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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