so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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