She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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