By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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