with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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