Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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