Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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