I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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