i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
home. puking in laundry basket.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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