I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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