Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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