are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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