We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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