I hate your face
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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