I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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