If i come over, it means nothing
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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