At least make sure they are 18
Why
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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