I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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