I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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