Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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