awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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