How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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