You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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