I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
My pussy is not your playground.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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