im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
This house was built for laser tag.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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