In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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