Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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