...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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