She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize
