eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I would ride that face into the sunset
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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