if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I want to be your penis for a week.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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