Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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