so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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