I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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