I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I had to cum in my sink.
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