She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Semen is not good for contacts.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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