Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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