Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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