So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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