if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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