This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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