D3 body, D1 cock
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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