omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
4 words: hood of his car
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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