U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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