the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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